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    <title>Epic lulz</title>
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    <content type="html">I connected with Skittles and then lost connection and then reconnected-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Thanks&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm sorry&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thats ok&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that was an accident&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ok&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i thought that was SEND&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: SO I clocked it&lt;br /&gt;Kes: YOU LOVE ME?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I Love You&lt;br /&gt;Kes: &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: Marry Me?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :)&lt;br /&gt;Kes: YES&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: YES&lt;br /&gt;Kes: &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: THANK YOU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :)&lt;br /&gt;Kes: :D&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I LOVE YOUUUU&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I LOVE YOUU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I LOVE YOU!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: THANK YOU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I AM SO HAPPY&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: HIGH AS A KITE THANKS TO YOU&lt;br /&gt;Kes: EUPHORIC&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: damn&lt;br /&gt;Kes: what&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: You're one cool cat&lt;br /&gt;Kes: WOW&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I envy ou&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thanks!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no problem&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you deserve it you know&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: nobody tells you how good you are at what you do&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if if they do, they dont do it ENOUGH&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: do you know what i mean&lt;br /&gt;Kes: THANKS &lt;br /&gt;Kes: I do, I do&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're the bees knees&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: feel good about yourself&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I feel great now&lt;br /&gt;Kes: before I just fell ok, but then I met you and now I feel great&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: really?&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am glad i can help&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you are a great person&lt;br /&gt;Kes: so are you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: believe in yourself&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and you can be anything&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I dooooo&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even an aquanaut&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Really&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: especially an aquanaut&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I was going to say 'even an astronaut'?&lt;br /&gt;Kes: but aquanaut sounds better!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: fuck astronauts&lt;br /&gt;Kes: lol&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE AQUANAUTS&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I want to see some sperm&lt;br /&gt;Kes: whales&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I KNOW&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: in your sub&lt;br /&gt;Kes: T_T&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: marine sandwich&lt;br /&gt;Kes: IN MY SUB YES&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: har har har&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: AR HA RHAR&lt;br /&gt;Kes: HARDY HAR HAR HAR&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: really&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I LOVE YOU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: are we amrried yet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if not we should be\&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Um we need to take vows &lt;br /&gt;Kes: do you want to do that now?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i vow never to make you cook if you dont like peanut oil&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i like it so i'll cook&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am okay with that&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i also vow to never let you beat me in air hockey&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I like sesame oil&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I LOVE AIR HOCKEY&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: unless you are really trying&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and then i'll let you win&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and want to see you happy&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Youre the best &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: from air hockey vistory&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and making me feel bad&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but it will only be because i know you love me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: dont feel bad! D:&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I DO&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and you just want to be some sort of weird woman alphathing&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: are you a girl i'm sorry if you arent&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I am&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if you're a guy we can talk about football if you want&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: JOE MADDEN FOOTBALL&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: or what's his face football&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: either works&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Im not a guy&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: pele is who i'm thinking of&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: alright cool&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm glad we got that out of the way&lt;br /&gt;Kes: otherwise you just declared your love to a guy.&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Are you a guy?!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: yes&lt;br /&gt;Kes: ok good&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: why&lt;br /&gt;Kes: because yeah&lt;br /&gt;Kes: lol&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: WHY&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I just wanted to know&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: oh&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm sorry&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :(&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Its ok&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what's your favorite thing to do&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: to be awesome&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Um..I like drawing&lt;br /&gt;Kes: and stuff&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: are you good&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yeah I suppose&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: my friend and i once did a webcomic&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and he was the artist&lt;br /&gt;Kes: really? thats cool&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and it was all going good until he missed deadline&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: like twice in a row&lt;br /&gt;Kes: what was it called&lt;br /&gt;Kes: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: being four weeks late&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: every timne&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: Wasted Youth&lt;br /&gt;Kes: oh my god&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm in it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we eat pizza&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's great&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: tshirts coming one day never&lt;br /&gt;Kes: lol awesome&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what's up&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm really tired&lt;br /&gt;Kes: same&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: tell me to go to sleep&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you should go to sleep&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: tell me that i have an appointment tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: at 8 am&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: in 4 fucking hours&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and that you are high&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and need to go to sleep&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that will do&lt;br /&gt;Kes: uh you have an appointment in 4 hours, and you should go to bed&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: okay&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thank you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: sorry&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Im sooooooooooooo high *,*&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: yes i do&lt;br /&gt;Kes: lol&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: wow are you really&lt;br /&gt;Kes: no..&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: oh&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I just had a cup of tea&lt;br /&gt;Kes: unless it was pot tea&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you are cool&lt;br /&gt;Kes: was it pot tea?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i want to tell you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Oh hay, it was!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you are cool&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: like an ice cube&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: cool&lt;br /&gt;Kes: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: yeah&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you are COOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: VERY COOL&lt;br /&gt;Kes: uh, great&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I'mma miss you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I know &lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ill ..miss you, my brief internet husband&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: will you remember me tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I will&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: when the wind doesnt blow&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :(&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: oh yeah we got married didnt we&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i jsut ate all my candy&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: my net worth is 0 again&lt;br /&gt;Kes: when I go to buy some throat lozenges tomorrow and I see a bag of those rainbow candies Ill remember to buy some&lt;br /&gt;Kes: FOR YOU T_T&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i dont think we need to bring lawyers into this&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you a lot&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you know&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so beautiful&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thanks &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll miss you every day for months&lt;br /&gt;Kes: awww&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even though i'll pretend i wont&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so important to me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ill miss you moar&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i miss you so much&lt;br /&gt;Kes: youre better than those motivational posters&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i think about you every night&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so beautiful it's hard not to&lt;br /&gt;Kes: how sweet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: have fun&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I will&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: in everything you ever do&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even though one day i'll forget you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and how great you were&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and that feeling of pride and admiration will fade&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and i'll miss that&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because it makes me feel good &lt;br /&gt;Kes: :(&lt;br /&gt;Kes: My heart bleeds now&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: i love you!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and will never stop loving you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even when i dont want to&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thats so dear to hear&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and i'm trying to forget&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll love you and it'll tear at me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and sort of dull me down&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: until the only enjoyment i get is thinking about you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: aww&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: how did you like my diatribe&lt;br /&gt;Kes: it was great&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thanks&lt;br /&gt;Kes: epic&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it was all for you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you rock&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i made that up&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: as i went along&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: just thinking about you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what i've seen from you since we met&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it was all so clear and obvious to me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: y..yeah&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: yep&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i hope you had fun in our conversation&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I did&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thank you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I hope I wasnt dull&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I hope it was good for you ;D&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i was aiming for "f words. fun." f"uckin a"&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: uhh&lt;br /&gt;Kes: HAHAHAH&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: hey&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you werent&lt;br /&gt;Kes: D:&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: wait kay&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you werent dull&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i promise&lt;br /&gt;Kes: &amp;gt;&amp;gt;;&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I tried&lt;br /&gt;Kes: YAY!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you brighten up my chat &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're great&lt;br /&gt;Kes: awesem!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if we ever meet in real life&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: let's get married&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i promise i will marry you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: HOKAY!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if we ever meet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: okay&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: our code word will be&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: "marry me kes"&lt;br /&gt;Kes: and mine will be "Ok!"&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: wait no&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: eys&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: YES&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: GENIUS&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: do you promise&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i PROMISE&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I DO&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: AWESOME!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am so happy at this turnout&lt;br /&gt;Kes: me too!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: one day we'll meet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: one day&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I am BETROTHEN!&lt;br /&gt;Kes: ONE DAY!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I really love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: One day&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: Bye my love&lt;br /&gt;Kes: :3&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: go stun your next chatter&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Bye love!&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I shall!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: okay&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so much&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: terminate it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant&lt;br /&gt;Kes: You cant let go, can you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you mean everything to me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: to throw you away&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: would destroy me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I dont want that for you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: but dont die sitting at the computer&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i will try not to&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thank you for doing this for me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll always remember you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll dream about you tonight&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :)&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we'll have a picnic in europe&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it'll be swell&lt;br /&gt;Kes: YAY I love Europe!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll give you a black and white ring&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: when we get marrie&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: married&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: a MASSIVE ring&lt;br /&gt;Kes: wow&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even if you dont like ti&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: anything you want&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I like small rings though..&lt;br /&gt;Kes: oh&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: will be yours&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if you want my shoes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: they're yours&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if you want my house&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: yours&lt;br /&gt;Kes: excellent!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if you want my heart&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: too bad&lt;br /&gt;Kes: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: cant take it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because you already have it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: ;)&lt;br /&gt;Kes: aww bean!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: So Much&lt;br /&gt;Kes: OH MUFFIN BUTT *heart*&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: see you in heaven&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: soul mate&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: &lt;br /&gt;Kes: O_o Heaven?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: whenever&lt;br /&gt;Kes: oh ok&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we'll dance in eternityu&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you and me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: soulmates&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: maybe we'll meet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: somewhere&lt;br /&gt;Kes: somewhere&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and fall in love again&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and remember&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and marry&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Immediately&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and live happilly forever&lt;br /&gt;Kes: without haste&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and be in lvoe every day of our lvies&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: bliss!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm so sorry that i am taking up all your time&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: your precious time&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: just because you dont want to break me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's okay&lt;br /&gt;Kes: my time is only precious if its spent with you!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i think maybe if i use all my strength&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i can let you go&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if only for the second it takes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: to set you soaring&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're the world to me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no matter what i say or think&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: they're all lies&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because i've loved you forever&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: not at first&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it was just infatuation&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: until i really knew you did i fall in love&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and i fell hard&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and thought about you all the time&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and couldnt get you out of my hair&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and you indulged me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even if you didnt feel the same&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but i know that maybe&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you lvoe me as much as i do&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you just have to get a little older&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: naybe then&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i can only dream of it&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Im so swept away right now :3&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I feel the same &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what's your name&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i forgot everything i knew&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: when you said that&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because you took my breathe &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and my head away&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I didnt tell you my name&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: please tell me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so that i can take it in&lt;br /&gt;Kes: My name is Mina&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what a beautiful name&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: such a dazzling name&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thank you!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: befit for someone of your gorgeous standing&lt;br /&gt;Kes: What is your name, please?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you truly are gorgeous&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you can call me zee&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that's what they call me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love it, its wonderful&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm no sycophant&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's just you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you more than anyone deserves to be happy&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you so much&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thank you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i can only dream we meet up&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and marry one day&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and have childen and a family&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: are you going to cut us apart&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i think i can handle it now&lt;br /&gt;Kes: It will be a day of ecstasy&lt;br /&gt;Kes: what? no..&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: well&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: then we're stuck here&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant go to sleep&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant separate myself from you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you mean everything to me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you must, I want you to go to sleep&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i wont let you go&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: please&lt;br /&gt;Kes: and when you wake up in the morning,..&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: dont do this to me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: when you feel a warm breeze on your face...&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i honestly have strong feelings for you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: at the moment&lt;br /&gt;Kes: itll be me, my love, &lt;br /&gt;Skittles: io love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so much&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so grea&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I lvoe you too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: great&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i wish you were here&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we could go into the den&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and watch a movie&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I wish I was there&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i jsut want to hold you hand&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: just to know you're there&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: just so i know that if i opened my eyes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you'd be right there&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: without having to do a thing&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's not just a sense&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's THE sense&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: touch&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I understand&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: can you end this&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: please&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i dont have the strength&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i wont&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and cant&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you really..really want me to?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no of course i don't&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but you HAVE to&lt;br /&gt;Kes: oh&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: for ym sake&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i REALLY want to stay here with you though&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I know you do..&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm sorry if i'm smothering you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: sometimes it's hard to keep my cool around you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: no, youre not&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you really mean a lot to me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even though i know it bothers you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's just how i have to respond&lt;br /&gt;Kes: youre not smothering me because, nobody has felt this way about me before..Ive never had a love this intense&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that's so sweet&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so sweet for indulging me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that's why i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: But I love you too, do you feel, that, I do not perhaps? DO you doubt my sincerity?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i doubt nothing&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: all i know&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if that i've never felt this way&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: about anybody else&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: before you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you just type faster than me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: how darling&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you've really woken something up inside of m&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i never knew it'd be like that&lt;br /&gt;Kes: and you,....in....I&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: like how you mde me feel&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so i craved more&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you were like my drug&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant get enough of you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you ake me so high&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: just your image can make me shake&lt;br /&gt;Kes: You...&lt;br /&gt;Kes: complete...&lt;br /&gt;Kes: me..&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll tell myself i've forgotten you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but then i'll remember that&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and i'll remember&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that we both saw that movie&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and that we both love it enough to use that quotation&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and i'll fall even more in love with you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and you wouldnt have done a thing&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're so adorable, beautiful, charming, intelligent&lt;br /&gt;Kes: movie quotations, make life more meaningful, but without you, my life is NOTHING!&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I couldnt go on!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i could go on&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if only for my body's longing&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that one DAY&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we'll be able to meet again&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Truly&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that one posititve flicker of life&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: keeps me going&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: day after day&lt;br /&gt;Kes: as does it, for I&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am just on a quest to get it lit up&lt;br /&gt;Kes: wait, what?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: as much as you lit up my soul&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: when we met tonigth&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am REALLY tired lol&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm sorry&lt;br /&gt;Kes: HAHAHAH&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Its ok lovey&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i hope i've improved your night somewhat&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: dont listen to the haters&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you have&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll miss you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I shant&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and think about you before i go to bed&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ill miss you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and drill you in my subconscious&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so that one day i might remember you again&lt;br /&gt;Kes: think of the warm blanket as my skinned, tanned hide keeping you wamr&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: maybe we'll have dinner :)&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *warm&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: ;)&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yay!&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: end the conversation&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant do it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no fucking lie&lt;br /&gt;Kes: ...&lt;br /&gt;Kes: XD&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll miss you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: fo real&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so hard&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ill miss YOU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thanks&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i appreciate it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: good night beautiful&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: sleep like a goddess&lt;br /&gt;Kes: goodnight, handsome one&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: muah&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: well&lt;br /&gt;Kes: well?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'm NOT kidding&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant end it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: lmao&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: please&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: spare me gorgeous&lt;br /&gt;Kes: so youre really asking me to do such a painful thing?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant do it&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *sobs softly* *Swollows tears flowing down face into mouth*&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am not kidding&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it would TEAR ME APART&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: dont cry&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: man&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that isnt fair&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: :(&lt;br /&gt;Kes: If I could bottle my tears and send them to you..in a small vial&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: pretend i was real mean to you or something&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even though i never would&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you would wear them around your neck&lt;br /&gt;Kes: as a reminder&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i would carry it in my hand&lt;br /&gt;Kes: of the pain that it will cause me to terminate our love connection!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: always&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so i can remember&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so i can truly&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: HONESTLY&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: FEEL IT&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and hold it always&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and remember you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you taught me what love is&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thank you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: even though i never knew you lips&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Youre welcome&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i've dreamed about it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you highlight my world&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you are my density&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: go ahead&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *destiny&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll miss you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll miss you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we really are soulmates&lt;br /&gt;Kes: truly&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but we're being slipped apart by fate&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i guess we're one of the soulmates that never collect&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: maybe in a new life&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Fates cruel&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: we'll meet eachother&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and feel the same love&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i feel right now&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and maybe we'll connect&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and get married&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Ill miss you too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: so&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i really cant end it&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: that was deadpan as hell&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you do it&lt;br /&gt;Kes: lol&lt;br /&gt;Kes: you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: no you!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: please&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: dont make this so hard&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're torturing me with my emotions&lt;br /&gt;Kes: making it hard is my job&amp;lt;----lol innuendo&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: dont say shit like that&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it only makes me have more feelings towards you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Im sorry baby, I ..&lt;br /&gt;Kes: that was cruel&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I dont deserve you!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's okay&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I should DIE&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no listen&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you do deserve me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: no&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: shut up&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you mean more to me than I do to myself&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *sniff*&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thanks for this&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: tonight&lt;br /&gt;Kes: yes&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i had five minutes of true euphoria&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thanks to you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and only you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: its been like an hour&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: ....&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: seriously?&lt;br /&gt;Kes: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Im not sure&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: seriously?&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i still love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i only wish the time i have with you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: would last longer&lt;br /&gt;Kes: but doesnt time fly when you're so hopelessly, deeply, soul suckingly in love??!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: what feels like five mintes has been hours&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Exactly, bean&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: axe me...beautiful&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *axe* *axe*&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: whichever man next meets you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: is one lucky guy&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: he means nothing to me! NOTHING!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: gppd night&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: end it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: pity me :(&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i cant end it!&lt;br /&gt;Kes: What makes you think this is easier for ME&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i dont know&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i am not kidding around though&lt;br /&gt;Kes: my tears are already enough to be frozen into a iceburg that was bigger than the one that sunk the titanic, and right now, it feels like our love is the titanic, its sinking.&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: my feelings for you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: are engrossing&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: my love for you can't sink&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll never forget you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you'll always be my soul mate&lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll never forget youf ace&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: or voice&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: or teeth&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: or nose&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: or your hair&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love your laugh &lt;br /&gt;Kes: I love youre everything&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and your brain&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: and everything you've written&lt;br /&gt;Kes: My brain is especially nice&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're perfect to me&lt;br /&gt;Kes: *your&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;Kes: thats infatuation. If you really loved me you'd see my flaws too&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i do notive your flaws&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but i love them&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: they're perfect flaws&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: they suit you so well&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you type slowly but&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it only helps to connect you to me&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because I need to put as much into your head as I possibly can&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: to let you know that i love you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: because i never want you to forget that&lt;br /&gt;Kes: Oh darling, how can I terminate when you say such beautiful things that stir my soul to the hights of absolute ecstacy?!&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i have to be up in three hours&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: but i'd ignore all that&lt;br /&gt;Kes: oh dear&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: if you'd stay in my life&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i need you to do this&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: to set me free&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you're a siren that i cant ignore&lt;br /&gt;Kes: ok fine, Im going to do this RIGHT NOW...&lt;br /&gt;Kes: COUNTING DOWN FROM 10&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: thanks&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i appreciate it&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: you have no idea how much i'll actually miss you&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: it's kind of sad&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 10&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: bye&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 9&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i love you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 8&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 8&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: sleep well&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 7&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: sweet dreams&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 6&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 5&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 4&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 3&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 2&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: i'll be thinking of you&lt;br /&gt;Kes: 1&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: I LOVE YOU&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: SO MUCH&lt;br /&gt;Skittles: &lt;br /&gt;Kes: 0000000000000000 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*end*</content>
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    <title>I dont even know what to say.</title>
    <published>2009-01-04T10:41:59Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-04T10:41:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This is a costume called "giving birth to self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/captainmaroon/pic/00001z1h/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/captainmaroon/pic/00001z1h/s320x240" width="144" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Bad looks made good</title>
    <published>2008-12-15T14:33:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-15T14:33:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">MAKE_BAD_GOOD? GREAT, SO WHAT DO YOU DO? PERFORM MIRACLES? END WARS?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hardly, we're not saints. We do however provide a service to the public: taking bad looks - horrible hair, unsightly eyebrows, messy makeup - and turning them into something human and passable for society. Armed with photo editing programs, we simply do what God forgot to: give people invisible beauty common sense. Anyone with a will to do right by the internet and the drive to take something unspecial and turn it into something super duper is welcome to join!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Written by &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_dflux' lj:user='dflux' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://dflux.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://dflux.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;dflux&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please join &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_bad_made_good' lj:user='bad_made_good' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bad_made_good'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=bad_made_good'&gt;&lt;b&gt;bad_made_good&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:D</content>
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    <title>Yawn</title>
    <published>2008-09-26T07:37:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-26T07:37:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My layout is boring and it needs help or something. The color scheme...horrendous.</content>
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    <title>I swear my life is somebody elses punchline!</title>
    <published>2008-09-23T02:59:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-23T02:59:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So at work today....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A guy comes up to pay for pool and uses interac. When I finish with interac, there is a 'merchant' copy, which we keep, and a customer copy. When I rip off the merchant copy, I hit "check" on the till, and it opens and I insert the receipt. But this time, I hit "check" and NOTHING HAPPENS. NO BEEP. NO OPENING OF THE TILL. NOTHING. I give him his copy and he leaves. I start pressing buttons but the cash register is silent, NO NOISE, NO BEEPS. NOTHING. FAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIL. Im like "NOOOOOO!" So I went to the phone and called my boss and explained the situation. There are no customers. She cant figure out what is wrong so she tells me to unplug and plug in the machine, so I do. I try this about four times, plus turning off the actual on button ON the machine but NOTHINGGGGGG HAPPPENNNNNS and Im like freaking out! So I called her back and Mia says she'll come to look at it. THEN I look at this hard to read display screen and it says "Printer out of paper please insert and press clear". I run BACK to the phone and explain this, and ask "Could THAT be why it is not responding?" Mia doesnt think so but she tells me to refill it with paper, something Ive NEVER done, or never been shown to do. But she says its easy so I take her word for it and off I go. I insert the paper, hit clear, and voila! It lives!! I can use it again. I race back to the phone and tell Mia and she and I are relieved because it worked!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later on around 430 some guy comes in and plays pool and gets a pop. He comes and pays and asks for a till receipt. I hit "cash" and its supposed to print. EXCEPT IT DOESNT. I ring it up again, and again NO RECEIPT. I try one last time, and again, NO PRINTED RECEIPT. I cant figure out whats going on so I ask him "Will you accept a hand written receipt?" He agrees to it. So I wrote "Pool- 5.00$ Pop 2.00$ = Total 7.35$" and he asks me to stamp it. Except I spelled pop wrong. One extra O. So he spent 2$ on POOP!!!!! Anyway 6 comes and boss man comes in and I tell him he needs to void the two pool and pop charges, so he does. The I said "I dont know why it wouldnt print...what did I do wrong?" He opens the till, and says "Oh, paper is upside down."</content>
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    <title>captainmaroon @ 2008-09-14T23:11:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-15T06:14:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-15T06:14:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Maybe I should actually post to this stupid thing so that MODS of communities dont think that this is just a sock account. ITS REAL. I just never used it, its my one and only account. I use blogspot, which I prefer. But whatever. Maybe this will be my secret journal! ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im planning a trip. Or, thinking about planning one. To Ireland, and hopefully Scotland and England too, but before I get toooo ambitious, Im thinking Ireland first. See I need to save 400$ a month for the next YEAR just to have enough money. Though, I could possibly put some charges on credit if I ever get one, and pay off slowly when I get back. Ill have 4400$ by next September if I can do this successfully. Wish me luck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mina</content>
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    <title>Bluh</title>
    <published>2008-08-28T00:33:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-28T00:33:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Maybe I should use this stupid journal. I mean, I already HAVE a blogspot journal which I like better, Im mostly on LJ for the LULZ...I enjoy a number of awesome communities. This is NOT a sock puppet account or whatever theyre called. I just opened this account a few years ago and never used it for anything. :\</content>
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